It would seem that it’s not a good time to be a pirate… Not that there is EVER a good time to be a pirate, but lately, they just can’t seem to capture anything without getting caught themselves. And then there was that whole American sniper incident. A bullet through the head will really ruin your day, you know?
And part of me feels for these people, at least the fishermen. They’re desperate. They have fished out their own waters (along with everyone else apparently), and now they either take hostages and demand ransom money, or they starve to death. Hmmm.
But then there’s another side of me that remembers that they aren’t finding those grenade launchers out in the jungle growing on trees. The government (if you can call it that) is passing these guys weapons and boats, and I’m sure, are taking a healthy cut of the loot as well. They’re making millions and millions of dollars (which in Somalia goes a loooong way, mind you), and in the past, if they were caught, they were given food and released.
“Bad pirate. Now take this canned ham and don’t do it again. Um, where would you like us to drop you off?”
As of this date, there is no official UN policy regarding the capture of pirates. In almost all cases, they are simply let go.
I’m sorry, but that really sucks. And as a real stick in the eye, the defacto leader of the Somali pirates stated to the press that they were angry at the United States for “escalating” this conflict with “violence” by shooting dead three pirates that had weapons drawn on the captain of a vessel the U.S. Navy was trying to rescue. I’m just curious, but how is it that rescuing a hostage held at gunpoint is “violent”, but threatening to sink a 40 million dollar vessel with anti-tank weapons, boarding her by force with guns drawn and then taking the captain and crew hostage under the treat of death, NOT violent?
It sounds like they’re just miffed because somebody finally decided that their racket was a little one-sided and changed the rules.
Here’s another change we could make. If the UN can’t decide what country to send the captured Somali pirates too, why not just give them a one-way cruise to Antarctica, drop them off with their complimentary provisions, and let them find their own way home. One of those detached ice shelves would work too. Lots of room and no political troubles.