After a few weeks of using my phone, I have pretty much stretched it’s capabilities to their max. My final opinion – close, but no cigar.
As I stated before, there are some basic features that either aren’t there or could be better with only a little more work. The first thing I found out was that the LG 9900 enV is a BREW phone. This is good and bad. It’s good because the third party programs for it will come from certified companies and will probably be better than most. It’s bad because those third party companies are certainly not going to give anything away for free. In other words, there’s no free stuff. At all. Anywhere. And the stuff that is out there isn’t a buy-once kind of thing, it’s always a subscription. Sorry, but that completely sucks. I hate subscriptions. I want to pay for my phone or my software, or whatever -ONCE-, and not have to pay for it again and again and AGAIN until the day I die. Especially when it’s just some tiny little function like a better clock or an email client that should have come with the phone to begin with.
Speaking of clocks, I mentioned last time how disappointed I was in the general clock display of the phone, primarily from the outside. Well, after more playing around, I am sad to say that the 25 year-old Casio watch hanging in my bathroom has FAR more functionality than my brand spankin’ new high-tech phone. Things like a stopwatch or a countdown timer probably aren’t big selling points, but my last phone did both functions and I used them frequently. What’s up with that??! This kind of functionality is already built into the hard-code of the phone, so it mainly boils down to laziness on the part of the software manufacturer. The term, “value added” just really escapes the cell phone market. Phones could be SO much more useful if they would just take a tiny bit more time. So what if most people wouldn’t use such and such feature. Like what percentage of cell phone owners use the “Tip Calculator”? Frankly, who cares! It’s there (and has been in the last four phones I have owned – go figure) and I COULD use it. It’s the idea that I have tools at my disposal. Here are a few more handy ideas to incorporate:
You’re cell phone as a flashlight – You forgot to leave your porch light on and you’re fumbling with your keys in the dark. How many of us have flipped open our phones and used their dim illumination to help us find the keyhole? This could be better. How about being able to assign a “quickdial” key to a function that just displays a bright-white screen to help us see, or even turns on the “flash” that many camera phones have now.
Better function keys – My enV has a special button that takes you to a “shortcut” menu which allows you to directly jump to… one of the items on the main menu… I can even reassign these shortcuts to… anything listed in a predefined list from the main menu. What is the point? If I could access ANY tool on the phone, it would actually be useful. As is, it’s just a way to revert to a numbered list of functions for those people from another world who grew up memorizing number command sequences.
Organize preferences into something resembling an intelligent and intuitive order. HINT: There should NOT be a selection in my “SETTINGS & TOOLS” menu called, “Phone Settings”. They are ALL phone settings! And how is this different than “Call Settings”, which mysteriously contains the selection, “PC Connections”. Then there’s the option for Power On/Off under “Sounds Settings” (shouldn’t that be singular? – whatever).
Phone as a sensor – Ok, so this is pure gadget lust, but my current phone is hardware capable AS IT IS RIGHT NOW, of knowing where it is in the world, the time, if daylight is present, and if there are sounds around it. It would be simplicity itself to include a thermometer (it may even have one) to collect internal (and more importantly) external temperature readings. Since it’s bluetooth capable, it could know when it’s near a paired object such as my laptop. AND YET – with the possible exception of the GPS system (which Verizon again wants you to pay extra for), none of these sensors is utilized in any other functional way.
The phone as an alarm system – Throw in a simple motion detector (like the one found in my MacBook) and instantly your phone could be an alarm system while you’re away at a hotel. You could even use the microphone and make an alarm that goes off when it hears noise, or an alarm that activates when light reaches a certain level.
The phone as a pedometer – The same motion sensor above could be used to turn your phone (which is usually stored on the hip anyway) into a pedometer to help you with your exercise regiment.
The phone as an ebook reader – If it can play music, it could display text files stored on a memory card.
The phone as a radio – I’m not sure why no one has bothered to do this yet, but why not make a phone capable of receiving AM/FM radio signals? We listen to music, why not NPR? Of course, Verizon would want to stream it to you digitally for data and airtime charges…