My Bank is Spamming Me

Filed under:General — posted by Administrator on May 21, 2005 @ May 21, 05 | 5:12 pm

You know, it’s bad enough that we get hundreds of spam emails a week, but then I actually start feeling guilty over the pounds and pounds of snail-mail paper that I toss into the trash each day when I check my “real” mailbox.

But to reallly set my cackles up, my own bank (Bank of America) has taken to sending me spam as well. Normally, I would just toss it in with all the other monuments to a dying planet, but Bank of America has started sending me their “important information” in the exact same envelopes in which they send me my monthly statements. I’m sure some marketing pundit thinks this is pretty clever. I HAVE to open the envelope or risk tossing something that I don’t want to. But what they blindly ignore is the attittude that they are fostering.

Look at it this way: They want me to trust my hard earned money to a company that is going out of their way to deceive me.

Worse, they are using a pre-established good relationship and turning it to crap, just so they can maybe get another ten bucks out of me for some “service.”

And given that they are pretty much greedy scum to begin with, I can see why they might risk pissing me off in order to get that little extra monthly cash. It IS a bank service after all…

Not today. Today the spam they sent me was for an offer that had absolutely NOTHING to do with me, my money (other than them wanting me to pay for something), or my banking. It was an unrelated offer. This stinks bigtime.

Mobil has been spamming me with unrelated crap for years, so it’s nothing new. It’s just that you somehow expect a little more integrity from your bank, you know?

Oh well. Not any more.

So screw you, B of A. May the public wake up and realize that you are absolutely no different than Ed McMann and the thirteen thousand other jerks who kill our forests so they can try and con me out of my cash. Pfffffffttt!

This is why the Church sucks.

Filed under:General — posted by Administrator on May 19, 2005 @ May 19, 05 | 2:35 pm

http://www.cnn.com/2005/EDUCATION/05/19/pregnant.student.ap/index.html

When I first read the above article, I couldn’t help but think, what an amazingly brave woman. Here she is, taking a stand for the years of work she has done to get herself through high-school, and despite the embarrassment announces her own name and defiantly walks across the stage for all to see. That takes guts.

But it was the very last line in the article that knocked me out of my chair.

“The father of Cosby’s child, also a senior at the school, was allowed to participate in graduation.”

So, this Roman Catholic school wouldn’t let her walk up on stage, but it’s okay for the guy to do so? Was the administration so naive as to think that he wasn’t responsible for her condition? They publicly humiliate her, but award him. That. Is. Sick.

I could understand if they barred both of them from participating, but to show such an obvious misogynistic attitude makes me ashamed that we worship the same creator.

As for the woman… You go, girl! And congratulations!

Christian Geeks

Filed under:General — posted by Administrator on May 13, 2005 @ May 13, 05 | 4:59 pm

Lately I’ve been having a bit of an internal battle regarding how I feel as a human being vs. how I feel as a “Christian.” The problem is, I shouldn’t be separating them at all.

More and more, our society has split, not just politically, or religiously, but intellectually. Christianity has become for many, synonymous for being “right,” or in their own eyes, “correct.” And on the other hand, we have intellectuals and scientists and, *gulp!* liberals.

But why?

Why is it that one cannot be a Christian Geek; an intellectual Christian? Why can’t a Christian be a scientist without having to worry about people looking at them as “the enemy?”

I like science. I grew up with electronics projects, chemistry sets, and lots and lots of books. We had the whole LIFE/Science library to browse through, and damnit, it was cool! Did I believe everything I read? Yeah, sure I did… Until I read something else to the contrary. But that concept is the very heart of science. We try to figure things out the best we can and take a stand on something until we get information to the contrary.

Do we make mistakes? You bet! We used to think the world was flat, remember? But we got more information. We used to think that the universe revolved around the Earth. If you can’t see past the end of your own nose, well, then I suppose it still does.

When we have a job that needs to be done, it’s usually best to put the smartest, most qualified person there to do it. If your basement is full of water, you don’t call your dentist to come out and fix the broken water heater. You want a plumber, and more so, you want a SMART and qualified plumber. When you go in for heart surgery, the last thing you want to hear is that your doctor finished 453rd out of a class of 454 med students.

This idea follows in all walks of life… EXCEPT when it comes to running our country, educating our children, or protecting our land. In these areas we would rather have someone who believes as we do, regardless of how uneducated or unqualified we might be, rather than the smartest, best person to get the job done.

It’s more important to us that our leaders hold our same faith and “morality” (oh yeah, big quotes on that one) as we do than whether or not they can perform in office.

It’s more important that our teachers have our same morality and beliefs when they teach our children, than letting them do their jobs to the best of their ability. We don’t want those people teaching our children what the best minds in the world believe, we want them to teach our kids what WE believe. We don’t want our kids to learn about subjects that fly in the face of our morality. We would rather they get tossed into the world completely ignorant of anything that we don’t agree with.

It’s okay to kill our neighbors who “threaten” our moral or spiritual beliefs, but we cry out in horror over the unborn, unvoiced, and uneducated fetus in a mother’s womb. We vehemently declare it “innocent”, and an entire nation “guilty,” having met neither.

So why can’t I be an “intellectual” Christian? Why can’t I be a “liberal” Christian? Have these terms been so hijacked by the far right, that they have taken on completely different meanings? I mention the word “evolution” at church, and half the congregation rolls their eyes. About the same number couldn’t even begin to tell you the science behind that word, let alone any factual information that doesn’t border on pure unadulterated propaganda by the conservative right.

We fight for our right to free speech, as long you say something I believe in.

We will fight to protect our morality, but not what anyone else thinks is okay.

We shelter our children from anything having to do with sex, but call them “evil sinners” when they come home pregnant.

We let our kids watch excessive sex on television and then freak out when they want to dress like all the other kids at school.

We say we want to feed the homeless, but only if it’s not in my nice neighborhood.

We’d rather our taxes be spent on continuing a war that was a mistake to begin with rather than on improving education so we don’t make those same mistakes in the future.

We’d rather buy a bomber than a space shuttle.

We’d rather ignore the best educated, best qualified minds in the world than simply admit that we have screwed global climate. So much so, that we would rather open up our last unspoiled forests to oil and logging rather than invest in cleaner energy and possibly save the planet as well as a couple billion lives.

Why are we so freakin stupid?!



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